touristy souvenirs: aprons with pasta shapes, tiny cathedrals, T-
shirts that say "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to
Italy" (huh?), boxers with a strategically placed crop of David, hand
fans with cherubs, umbrellas with the outstretched finger of God from
the Sistine Chapel... I'll stop now.
Just wanted you to get an authentic taste of Italian tourist life. :-)